Whats the most random thing you can say?

100 Random things to say

• Why is it that every time disaster strikes, I find myself without a proper blade?
• Some cereals give me gas..
• Dancing on the table may be my favorite past time.
• I really like banannas.
• I have super powers.
• I like to be naked.
• I AM MAN! ( WOMAN)
• I am the king (queen) of cheese!

How do you make someone sad laugh?

How to Make a Friend Laugh

1. 1 Tell them a silly pun.
2. 2 Try a knock-knock joke.
3. 3 Go for a plain old joke.
4. 4 Try the rule of 3.
5. 5 Say a simple one-liner.
6. 6 Make fun of yourself for a laugh.
7. 7 Play a harmless prank.
8. 8 Tease your friend without being mean.

What is the weirdest thing someone has Googled?

We’ve compiled some of the funniest, weirdest and scariest search terms ever to grace the internet.

• ‘is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works’
• ‘there is a deer in my car’
• ‘am i a vampire’
• ‘never put a wig on a dog’
• ‘germany is in what country’
• ‘what to do if a dolphin wants to mate with me’

What are some random thoughts?

25 Random Thoughts That Will Make You Question Everything

• We eat pizza from the inside out.
• If you live to be 70 years old you will spend TEN YEARS of your life on Monday.
• Sometime in the future, someone will say your name for the last time.
• Deaf people probably don’t understand why farts are funny.

How do I make my daughter laugh?

10 Ways to Make Kids Laugh

1. Use Funny Words. There are several words that my boys find hilariously funny.
2. Tickle a Belly.
3. Have Some Fun Together.
4. Crack a Joke.
5. Play the Freeze Game.
6. Change Something Up.
7. Watch a Funny Movie Together.
8. Play a Harmless Prank.

What is the dumbest question asked on Google?

The Dumbest Google Searches Of All Time

• Is there really a bacon shortage predicted for 2013?
• Best Halloween costume ever made from beer cans.
• Are there plans to make The People of WalMart a reality show, and if so, how can I be a contestant?

Why do I think in the shower?

In other words, shower thoughts come because you’re more likely to “think outside the box” or consider more creative avenues. All these factors — the total comfort, the relaxing of your mind, and a little haze — prime you to think creatively, so no surprise some of us have our best thoughts in the shower.

What are some random things to say?

Top 10 Funny Random Things to Say When You’re in a Conversation “I wish wishes always came true” “I wish my life was a movie” Have you the seen the movies “Letters to Juliet,” “The Vow” or “The Lucky One?” If so, then surely you will wish “I have a daydream at night” When your friends hear this thing from you, definitely they will think that there’s something wrong with you or they’ll laugh with you,

What is the most random thing ever?

1) WALL-E finding a bra 2) “I drink your milkshake.” 3) Forrest Gump meets JFK 4) The Breakfast Club 5) “Is it safe?”

What are some funny things to do in public?

Try to start a wave

Gasp every time there is a swear word.

Wear a huge Afro wig.

Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down.

Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

If there is a love scene,reach over in front of you and cover a random person’s eyes.

Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

Is anything really random?

In a very liberal sense, random is just something that is unpredictable. A fair coin toss, then, is sufficiently random. The problem comes in when you try to apply a more strict definition of random; perhaps an event is truly random when the probability of the possible outcomes is equal.